jadecarnifex

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy shit

This is the greatest thing in all existence

matfaglord

Anonymous asked:

You aren't even real you are probably some fake ass fuck sitting at home and are upset because mommy said no. So stfu with your fake picture and fake depression no one gives a shit you little pussy. Maybe you should go kill yourself faggot.

matfaglord answered:

Wow stranger that was kinda hurtful. You should never tell someone to go kill them self because some one finally might it’s never okay.

This shit right here
Some people are just assholes I guess
Sorry about that bro
People just love to insult others anonymously these days

Hey there beautiful, how are you feeling this morning? I hope you slept well, and I’ll see you tomorrow (:

That, my friends
Is a “good morning text”
Being sweet really isn’t that difficult guys 
Let’s put a little more effort into how we treat girls now, eh?

Hey there beautiful, how are you feeling this morning? I hope you slept well, and I’ll see you tomorrow (:

That, my friends
Is a “good morning text”
Being sweet really isn’t that difficult guys
Let’s put a little more effort into how we treat girls now, eh?

brokensmile-deadeyes

barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

brokensmile-deadeyes

At the grocery store

  • Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.